Look at How Good Chris Pine Looks in a Mask

This is an old photo, but even with most of his face hidden, he’s still hot.
This is an old photo, but even with most of his face hidden, he’s still hot.
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Jezebel’s top white Chris, Chris Pine, was spotted recently wearing a face mask and mocking the paparazzi while buying a magazine in Los Angeles. It would bring me great joy to be able to post the actual pictures, but unfortunately, we do not have access to them. Therefore, I will have to use my words to describe the vision I have seen, in the hopes that it will inspire you to find these photos for yourself.

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It’s a beautiful day in Los Angeles—not too warm, not too cool, and nary a trace of humidity in the air. Chris Pine is out and about, visiting a newsstand, perhaps to buy the latest issue of The New Yorker, or, because this is my fantasy and no one else’s, some vintage dirty magazines. He is wearing rust-red cargo shorts and a butter yellow, linen-button down, unbuttoned somewhere just north of his dick, allowing the lustrous hair on his chest to get some much-needed fresh air. The thighs deserve special consideration, as they are finely muscled, with some intriguing definition, indicating a quiet dedication to leg day that is much appreciated. His hair has been freshly highlighted and he has mastered the art of wearing a mask over a fetching salt and pepper beard.

Look to the good Chris as a paragon of public health best practices or as a man whose body is worth the effort to climb—or just look at him because you’re so sick of looking at yourself or the people you live with that if you could simply unzip your skin and crawl right out of it, you would. Take a good look at it. Look at it now. Not too shabby.

Managing Editor, Jezebel

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goddessoftransitoryrisesagain
goddessoftransitoryrisesagain

He’s such a handsome fella!

His grandma, Anne Gwynne, was a well known scream queen actress in her day. To quote Bridget and Mary Jo over at Rifftrax: “so pretty!”