After a solid month of fake dating, SoundCloud rapper Lil Xan and up-and-coming singer Noah Cyrus, little sister to Miley, have called it quits. The teen dream of a couple broke up last night, allegedly after Cyrus shared a meme of Charlie Puthâs face on a porn starâs body and Xan (real name Diego Leanos) accused her of cheating. The whole thing is incredibly 2018, and it just got better: Lil Xan claims the entire relationship was orchestrated by Columbia Records, the major label to which both young talents are signed. I fucking love a fake romance!
According to SPIN, Xan denies their breakup was due to the meme in a now-deleted Instagram Story. He says, âIf yâall think that meme is the reason I broke up with Noah, that is hilarious...â In a separate video, he reveals the whole damn thing was a lie:
âIt was something set up by, uh, Columbia Records⌠Columbia, uh, set it up to boost, uh, her like⌠yâknow⌠like, everybody shit poppinâ. Shout out to Columbia Records, too, for setting up that fake relationship. I didnât want to do it, to be completely honest. ⌠It was just added work to my schedule, you know what I mean?â
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Noah Cyrus has responded to the claims in her own Instagram Story, writing, âThis relationship was not set up by Columbia Records. To say that is a joke. It started when I got a DM from Diego and he asked me to hang out.â
If this ainât a joke, why am I LAUGHING?
