Like Barbie Before Them, One Direction Dolls Are Forced to Fake Fuck

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Forget having Skipper dry hump Ken in a darkened corner of your Barbie Dreamhouse, the kids these days are all about Harry grinding on Zayn.

There's not much to say, but if you want to see boy band members in compromising positions, have at it. Don't worry, it isn't all plastic non-parts rubbing on each other — they do really sweet shit like make each other tacos and squirt on avocado facials. Aww, young love.

[SugarScape, Buzzfeed, Aw Boys You're Hurting Me, Zayn Rocks Liam, there's a lot]

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justthetippihedren
JustTheTippiHedren

It is so amusing to me when men act like the most they have to worry about wrt female fantasies are the presence of patriarchy-aligning values like male heroes who are wealthy and powerful. Actually guys, a lot of us spend a lot of time thinking/writing/making Tumblrs about you banging each other. Good news is that it would be much easier for almost all of you to comply with that fantasy than to get super rich, run a successfull BDSM club, or become a vampire!

Not that RP fic etc isn't problematic. Just sayin'.