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Let's Adopt All of These Rescued Farm Animals Immediately

Farm Sanctuary is probably my favorite place on Earth. It's where animals rescued from shit situations like factory farms and hoarders get to live out their lives with a bunch of hippies who love them. Plus, they usually have vegan cake just sitting everywhere. Heaven.

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I can't figure out which of their farm animals to adopt this year. An adoption donation helps cover food, shelter, and care for these wonderful animals. As a bonus, you get a photo of your chosen animal to stick on your fridge and tell your mom that it's her granddaughter when she visits. It's super fun and usually goes over really well.

Now, let's all fall to sleep to Eric the piglet cuddling a larger Eric the piglet. I just want to be the tofurkey in that piglet sandwich. (Sorry.)

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canadianchick
canadianchick

This is adorable! It seems like people often forget that farm animals need respect just like more conventional human companion animals do.

And vegan cake is awesome.