This is Bobby Finger reporting LIVE from Jezebel HQ with your daily Leg Report. [Cue old timey police siren] Today’s whopper of a story comes straight off the December cover of W Magazine, and features an unlikely pair of human stems belonging to living legend and proud owner of a basement mall, Barbra Streisand.
In the blistering image that’s sure to make Streis-stans everywhere throw hot java in their faces while screaming, “Prince of Tides?! More like Princess of Thighs!!!,” 74-year-old Streisand can be seen leaning elegantly on an undeserving black stool while dressed in a tuxedo shirt, tie, jacket (on one arm), fishnet stockings, and peep-toe pumps. With one hand in the golden mop on her head, she looks directly into the camera with a sly half-grin, as though she’d just been caught whisper-singing, “Don’t tell me not to live just sit and putter! Life’s candy and the sun’s a ball of butter! Don’t bring around a cloud to rain on my two legs!”