Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King shares his retirement plans, celebs react to Mel Gibson's latest offensive rant, and Kelsey Grammar issues a statement about his divorce.
There are lots of things I can do now, but at the top of the list is getting a tattoo & a motorcycle. What's something you'd never do?less than a minute ago via web
Larry King
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God help usless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
hoda kotb
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Oh NO THEY DIDN'T!!!! I just got an AARP Magazine in the mail! I'm 48! Not 68...stop playin. Hahahahahaless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Star Jones
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Damn any celebs trying to get in trouble for saying racist stuff, step your game up. MEL GIBSON IS KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!less than a minute ago via web
Aziz Ansari
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I dunno, sometimes a pig in heat can look kinda hot!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck
Dave Navarro
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Me and my wax figure!!! http://bit.ly/9l3CXvless than a minute ago via web
Kim Kardashian
KimKardashian
I'm watching 2 Ally Sheedy lookalikes having a massive fight in front of Rock Ctr. One is crying! They r pale and pissed! #ilovenyless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Andy Cohen
BravoAndy
Had some bad news to deal with today. I am hoping that people will be respectful of our privacy during the divorce process. We have issuedless than a minute ago via TODHD
Kelsey Grammer
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a statement asking that our children be respected as well. I would like to add that I know people will be tempted to say some mean things.less than a minute ago via TODHD
Kelsey Grammer
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I realize that it is human nature but I ask that you be particularly sensitive to the feelings of my wife. She has been a terrific partnerless than a minute ago via TODHD
Kelsey Grammer
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for many years and should not be treated with any disrespect at this time. Things fell apart between us. That is all. She is still theless than a minute ago via TODHD
Kelsey Grammer
Kelsey_Grammer
mother of my children and any disparagement of her will only hurt the children. Camille did not want this but has made a very difficultless than a minute ago via TODHD
Kelsey Grammer
Kelsey_Grammer
I hate myself everyday so all you haters are just biting my style.less than a minute ago via web
Spencer Pratt
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Messing around with Draw app on my ipad. http://twitpic.com/21kb0hless than a minute ago via Twitpic
Jewel
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DISCUSSION
When I was in second grade I got a book from scholastic book club called 101 quick comebacks. It said things like "take a long walk...of a short pier!" and "you look like a million bucks...all green and wrinkled!" It never occured to me that they might take that book and update it for today's hip hop loving second graders, but it looks like they did and Spencer has a copy.