Today in Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga‘s Tweet to McCain goes unanswered, 50 cent dismisses the importance of higher education while misspelling words in the process, and Margaret Cho is fond of DWTS co-star Michael Bolton.
Most people think having a bachelors degree or a masters equates to there level of intelligence I think it reflects there ability to retainless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter
50cent
50cent
Totally sweet and fun all night – michael bolton. He’s the greatest!less than a minute ago via txt
Margaret Cho
margaretcho
Left: how can u “take on” the Tea Party? It’s a MOVEMENT…of the people; u “taking on the people”? Did u really not know it’s not 1 party?less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Sarah Palin
SarahPalinUSA
We just grocery shopped in a limo it was Fun! I’ve never done that before.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter
lisa rinna
lisarinna
I am Lindsay Lohan’s ankle braceletless than a minute ago via web
Steve Martin
SteveMartinToGo
I am the ankle bracelet the paparazzi want to photograph
I go to the best partiesless than a minute ago via web
Steve Martin
SteveMartinToGo
I am late for the best hearings
I am in the best automobile accidentsless than a minute ago via web
Steve Martin
SteveMartinToGo
I went to Cannes instead of court!less than a minute ago via web
Steve Martin
SteveMartinToGo
Been invited on @Oprah plenty but I’m too fucking polite to sit on her couch & talk ’bout getting chicks pregnant in pools.less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac
Kenny Powers
KFUCKINGP
Wht did 1 saggy tit say 2 da other saggy tit? Answer: if we dnt hurry up & get sum support people r gonna think we nuts! Lolless than a minute ago via Echofon
juicy j
therealjuicyj
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