Today, the Twilight saga kids—Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner—were on Oprah, where the boys ate up the adoration of the screaming female audience, while Stewart stammered, fidgeted, and generally seemed to hate her own existence.



Actually, it's difficult to tell here if she hates her celebrity, Pattinson, Oprah, or life, but it's probably a combination of all things. When it came to O's inevitable question about whether Pattinson and Stewart are/were dating, she couldn't even joke about it, as Pattinson tried to do.


And believe it or not, there was actually one girl in the audience who wasn't rabid over Lautner or Pattinson, but is, instead, Kristen Stewart's biggest fan. Stewart gave her a ring that Bella wears in the movie, but inadvertently diminished the gesture when she said, "We have more."

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For the life of me, I have never understood why Kristen Stewart is a star. And I don't buy into the idea that she is "just being herself". Her job is to act, so at least pretend to appreciate the amazing opportunities life has presented her. Instead we get her moping.

And don't get me started on her red carpet skills: Bish gets the opportunity to wear couture, and slouches as if Karl Lagerfeldhas has chosen to dress her in a hair shirt.

She and RPattz can get lost in the slovenly hovel in which they clearly would rather be spending their precious time, Kristen hooked up to a bongwater IV and RPattz with a bottle of Jack glued to his palm.