Kris Jenner Goes HAM On InTouch Over Transphobic Bruce Jenner Cover

Illustration for article titled Kris Jenner Goes HAM On iInTouch /iOver Transphobic Bruce Jenner Cover

Sound The Alarm: "Kris (Jenner) has cut off contact with In Touch, Life & Style and all Bauer publications" in light of the recent Bruce Jenner-reimagined-as-Stephanie-Beacham-from-Dynasty cover controversy, a source informed the New York Daily News. THIS IS WAR, Kris bellowed at an unnaturally high pitch for a woman of her age, eyes dancing with fire.

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Illustration for article titled Kris Jenner Goes HAM On iInTouch /iOver Transphobic Bruce Jenner Cover

"They won't get any 'real' quotes from the family, and will be banned from Kardashian-Jenner red carpets, events, premieres and fashion events," the source continued. InTouch was like, whatever, you traitorous bitch: "In Touch doesn't care if the Kardashians don't speak to them. They felt betrayed anyway, that the family used them to get famous, then dumped them."

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Kris—this is about Kris being embarrassed, guys, not Bruce getting outed as trans on the cover of a tabloid—was apparently so torn up about the cover that daughter Khloe felt compelled to send her a gigantic bouquet of flowers and a note, reading: "Everything will fall into place, and until then we'll have Belvedere (vodka). I love you mom."

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Please send Kris your thoughts during this difficult time.

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anythingsweetie
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Other than InTouch being assholes, and Kris having the emotional development of a 10 year old, my main takeaway from this is that Khloe is great.

So it's business as usual, really.