These wax figures actually aren’t, guys: As you may remember from that one time with Emma Watson and all the falling-in-love, that slim figure with the shaggy hair and the Charlotte Russe “Murder Mystery Beetlejuice” Collection blazer is the real-life Harry Styles, and the surprisingly animate figure in the center is, of course, Kendall Jenner, a girl who’s feeling the hot fire of eros bring her thick coat of collagen to life.
DListed surmises that this interaction between Styles, Jenner, and the extremely faded-seeming Cara Delevingne might have gone something like this:
He asked [Cara], ” You got any of the bad shit?” To which she said, “I ain’t got the bloat for nothing, bitch!“) as Kendull threw him a parched look that said, “Please pay attention to me, please pay attention to me, please take a picture with me or my Satanic pimp of a mother will punish me for not meeting this month’s fame whore quota!” Harry treated Kendull the same way Kim Kartrashian treats North West when a camera isn’t around. He ignored her. Kendull is me at every party.
But, never to worry: the thirst found its true outlet. E! says Styles flirted with Jenner all night.
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Idina Menzel has confirmed that a Frozen sequel is in the works, as well as a stage musical. She will be reprising her role as Elsa in the movie but not onstage.
Menzel also drops a strong hint to the world, to, you know:
“I can’t give any tips on how to sing Let It Go because I barely can sing it sometimes. It’s really hard. I can’t wake up in the morning and just sing it.”
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Darnell Dockett, defensive end for the Arizona Cardinals, is putting himself in line for a White House smackdown: He regrammed a paparazzi picture of 16-year-old Malia Obama wearing tight jeans, captioned by another Instagram user as: “When her prom?”
Dockett, who plays it quite loose with his social media game, reposted the picture to his own account, adding the thoughtful commentary, “Lmfaooo.”