Oh, Justin Bieber. What the hell are you doing, man.
So the Biebs posted this picture to Instagram. He says this kind of graffiti is how he ‘escapes.’ Because prostitutes and diva-like tantrums on stage just aren’t enough ‘escape’ lately, I guess. To be clear, this is not the graffiti which has already landed him in hot water with authorities, but is yet more fucking graffiti that this guy seems hellbent on plastering all over Brazil.
Some Twitter followers, usually notoriously devout in their Beliebs were quick to take him to task for his depiction. According to the Hollywood Gossip:
They believe the drawing has seriously racist undertones.
“Someone needs to deck him, seriously,” wrote a Twitter user upon seeing this picture, while another noted that “he’s trying to be Chris Brown,” and yet another scolded him:
“Does he think we’re all monkeys?”
YIKES, dude. Just…yikes.
Oh hey, it’s Saturday. Hmm, I wonder what Tom Cruise has been up to lately. Probably nothing big, I bet. Just giving a deposition in a $50 million lawsuit against a publishing company and possibly trying to link said company to the Nazis. NBD. Just typical Tom Cruise-y stuff. Oh but here’s another quote from him, it’s probably just normal stuf—oh, shit, Tom.
According to documents obtained by TMZ, Cruise believes his job is a lot like what soldiers go through in war in Afghanistan.
Tom says his location shoots are just like serving a tour in Afghanistan, “That’s what it feels like. And certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was brutal.”
Other exclusive documents I obtained from underneath the front seat of my car reveal Tom Cruise is utterly full of shit. Sure, filming movies like Jack Reacher and Oblivion are just like fighting in combat. Except he gets killed at the box office, see…get it??? Hello? [CRICKETS]
As for his physical training, Tom said, “There is difficult physical stamina and preparation. Sometimes I’ve spent months, a year, and sometimes two years preparing for a single film.
Oh and if you Olympians think you have it hard, Cruise is all UGH QUIT WHINING. From TMZ:
But the kicker, he adds, “A sprinter for the Olympics, they only have to run two races a day. When I’m shooting, I could potentially have to run 30, 40 races a day, day after day.”
Oh Tommy. Remember when you were the guy playing volleyball, glistening with sweat, sweeping Kelly McGillis off her feet? Come on, dude. Be that guy again.
Leading experts in hair symbology are saying Jennifer Aniston may be part of a secret, Illuminati-esque hair cabal. OK, just like Woodward and Bernstein did to crack Watergate, we have to follow the hair styling discussions. Aniston first told Elle Magazine that her new, short haircut wasn’t for a role, but rather the result of something called a “Brazilian Blowout,” which I obviously thought was a totally different thing you couldn’t talk about in front of young ears.
‘It wasn’t for a role. My hair went through a phase – I did this thing called a Brazilian and my hair did not react really well to it.
That triggered shock waves throughout the hair community:
[But]speculation among stylists and die-hard Brazilian Blowout devotees is that the haircut is a publicity stunt to promote her co-owned hair care product line.
OH SHIT JUST GOT REAL. From Radar:
“She is essentially saying that anything with the name Brazilian in it will ruin hair,” Betsy Riley, GM at West Hollywood’s Argyle Salon & Spa – the salon that originated the Brazilian Blowout — exclusively told Radar.
“I bet she’s coming out with her own smoothing product, and she’ll let us know her product is the best,” Riley, who hasn’t worked specifically with Aniston, speculated. “She’ll step out with gorgeous hair in a couple months and claim her product saved her hair.”
Aniston is a co-owner and spokesperson for science-based hair care line Living Proof.
*MIC DROP*
Rihanna just won everything, ever. Go home, everyone else in music. [Perez Hilton]
Want to see a pregnant lady take a walk from a car to get some food? Anyone??? [Just Jared]
Courtney Stodden and Doug Not-Stodden may be back together! Or not! Also, she may be making a porno! Or not. [Radar, Blabberazzi]
The Mother of Dragons could become the Mother of the Terminator. Is there any better news you could possibly hear today? [The Hollywood Reporter]
Carson Daly, shut up. [E Online]
Get excited everyone who can afford to fly to NYC and pay to see a show on Broadway! Alanis Morissette has plans to bring a musical called Jagged Little Pill to the Great White Way. Isn’t it ironic??? (No. No, it isn’t.) [Refinery 29]
Selena Gomez is all ‘What, me, care about what my crazy, loser ex is doing? Nah, whatever; here’s me in my bra.’ [The Superficial]
If you’re aggravated about seeing Levi Johnson in the news, just take pleasure in knowing that this particular story is probably going to piss Sarah Palin off. [People]
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