Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin May or May Not Be Married, Made Out a Lot in Italy

By Rebecca Fishbein  |  September 25, 2018 | 12:15am
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Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin, who are not yet married (I think???) but will be soon (maybe?????) with a prenup (pls god????????) are currently in Italy having a Hot and Sexy time. Presumably the Sexy time involves no actual sex, but there is a lot of kissing!

Page Six spotted the future Mr. and Mrs. Biebs “smooching” on a yacht off the Amalfi Coast on Friday. According to photos, the “smooching” was paired with delicious snacks and maybe full cups of wine, I can’t really tell. Can you?

Page Six seems to think Bieber and Baldwin’s marital status is still nil, though the tabloid left some room for interpretation, noting the young couple “may not have tied the knot.” I do not know if that language would hold up in court.

Meanwhile, Cosmopolitan is noncommittal. TMZ says no. People still insists the two are “legally married,” and reports they were spotted “kissing and holding hands” at an LGTBQ bar in Zurich over the weekend. Whatever they’re doing, they appear to be having more fun than actually married people.

[Page Six]

I know Dirt Bag is for celebrity news, but by my count Gritty is now officially a celebrity, and so I feel I must share this with all of you.

Prayers for Gritty.

Gritty is fine.

Don’t fuck with Gritty.

[Twitter]

Please help Sam Smith find love:

“Brandon was wonderful,” he told the Times, re: recent ex Brandon Flynn. “I’m still trying to figure out what I took from that relationship and what it meant to me. It’s still quite raw. All my relationships have ended in a nice way, never nasty.”

One of Smith’s foibles, aside from what I can only assume is his darling need to love too much? Fame. “My life from the outside can seem glamorous, but the reality is that I am on tour every other year and I’m never home, and it’s public,” he said. “I just want to marry my job, work really hard and hopefully, when I’m not looking for [love], it will come.”

SAME.

[Us Weekly]