Jersey Housewife Exposed To Poisonous Semen

Was anyone else totally uncomfortable with Joe Gorga’s expressions of his sexuality on last night’s episode? It’s unclear if the no-sex-for-four-days subplot was the real deal or simply a machination on the part of the couple to make them appear endearing, but either way, it came off as crass and inappropriate—which, granted, is kind of par for the course with them. While his aggressive attitude toward his wife—in demanding sex—and his repeated sexual discussions in front of his children (during bath time no less) were both icky, none of that was nearly as disturbing as his comparison between popping an angry white head and busting a nut—both of which apparently shoot across the room for him.