The J. Lo sex tape has sparked a bidding war. Back in 1997, Jennifer Lopez and husband Ojani Noa made a little video on their honeymoon. According to this report, the footage features “some spankin’ and some booty.” However. There is no real sex in the clip. So the bidding has begun kind of low. But Red Light District, YouPorn.com, and PornHub.com are all trying to obtain the home movie. Jennifer has been trying to block the sale and release of this video, but last week, a judge ruled she had no case. Sucks. (Aside: Remember what she looked like in 1997? So different!) [TMZ]
In case you missed the adamant denial yesterday, Blake Lively‘s rep says, again, that those purported nude pictures are “100% fake.” [NYDN]
And yet! The folks who released the not-Blake-Lively nude photos seem quite sure that the nekkid lady in the snaps is definitely Blake Lively, and have leaked some more shots. The individual in the clothed shots certainly appears to be a Blake look-alike… [Fleshbot (NSFW)]
Things must be heating up: Jennifer Aniston introduced new beau Justin Theroux to her friends Chelsea Handler and Courteney Cox. You know exactly how that little get-together went: Chels and Court sipped wine, narrowed their eyes and asked Theroux pointed and tricky questions, trying to determine if he is good enough for Jen and what his intentions are. Been there! [People]
Hey girl, hold on to your ovaries: Handsome Francophone Bradley Cooper is starring in a crime drama called The Place Beyond The Pines. Alongside Ryan Gosling. Blue eyed, chiseled jaw overload! Someone hold me. Preferably you, Gosling. Although if Cooper speaks French in the movie, my mind, she may explode. [Vulture via Variety]
- Gwyneth Paltrow has joined Twitter and Facebook. “I’m trying to join the 21st century,” she explained in a video as she tried to find a cab. [NYDN]
- Nick Cannon says his newborn twins already have distinct personalities. “My son is definitely more like me. He’s chill, laid back… My daughter, that’s her mother’s child and she is like a diva… When she wants something she’s instantly crying. She’s going to be a little handful.” [Pop Eater via Perez]
- The guy who is producing a TV show starring Bristol Palin and Kyle Massey says they are not romantically involved — “However, it’s interesting publicity, and I hope everyone watches.” [Gatecrasher]
- Beyoncé is “so nervous” about headlining the Glastonbury music festival later this month that she has booked a secret studio so she can rehearse for 2 weeks. [Contact Music]
- Your first I-feel-poor moment of the day: Kim Kardashian sold her engagement photos for $300,000. [Perez]
- The doctor who implanted 12 embryos into Nadya Suleman‘s uterus three years ago has lost his license. The medical board found that Dr. Michael Kamrava “did not exercise sound judgment” and we say damn straight. [People]
- Selena Gomez went to Canada and met Justin Bieber‘s parents. Adorable photos at the link, which will surely turn Belieberz into haterz. [People]
- Poor Buff Werewolf Taylor Lautner needs a new publicist. And maybe a family therapist. [The Hollywood Reporter]
- These are simple, regular words, yet they make no sense together: “Jennifer Hudson has joined the cast of The Three Stooges.” Right after she plays Winnie Mandela? [Contact Music]
- Gavin Rossdale will appear on the TV show Burn Notice. [EW]
- “Jamie Kennedy HANDCUFFED Over A Girl.” [TMZ]
- Have you noticed that we haven’t heard anything from Blake Fielder-Civil in a while? Are you wondering what Amy Winehouse‘s ex-husband has been up to? Well, he’s facing a “substantial” prison sentence after pleading guilty to burglary and gun possession charges. [Contact Music]
- FYI: The Hunger Games will be four films. Three books, four movies. Dollar dollar bill y’all. [The Awful Truth]
- Yum. True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten is Da Man. [Just Jared]
- Shia LaBeouf directed a Kid Cudi video. [Just Jared]
- Amanda Brumfield, the estranged daughter of Billy Bob Thornton, has been found guilty of aggravated manslaughter of a child. [AP]