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My two favorites so far: my parents dog PeeWee dressed as BeeWee.

And Lindy's friend, Seattle's Bryant Moore, who is an Edgar Allen Po'Boy Sandwich. SO AMAZING. And actually kinda spooky.

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Illustration for article titled Its Time to Show Us Your (Spooky, Funny, Sexxxy) Halloween Costume!

I didn't end up getting dressed because I'm working, old, and lazy. I might dress up as a pardoned turkey for Thanksgiving. BUT, I do have a photo that I took in a bathroom mirror (BATHROOM SELFIE TAKERS UNITE) last year that I believe to be haunted — confirm/deny, please.

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Illustration for article titled Its Time to Show Us Your (Spooky, Funny, Sexxxy) Halloween Costume!

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, MY FRIENDS.

Now, let's see those costumes!

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