It's a Pie Chart of Pies So We All Better Get to Eating

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Modern Farmer put together a pie chart of pies by month and we all really fucked up when it comes to October. Why were we not eating apple pie every day and when we weren't eating it, talking about eating it? And if you were doing that, how come you didn't tell me? That is not the "leave no pie behind" mentality that I've come to know and expect from Jezzies.

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Well, thankfully we can redeem ourselves with the sweet, sweet goodness of November's pumpkin pie. Which I am eating right now, because I'm not an asshole.

Oh! Did I tell you guys about my idea of playing Trivial Pursuit BUT WITH REAL PIE? Let's organize a tournament.

[Modern Farmer]

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What is that for April? Custard? Laura, I know you can give us a vegan alternative.