For people with too much time on their hands, gender reveal parties are a fun way to needlessly impose restrictive stereotypes on a fetus before an audience of friends politely feigning interest. Yet simply relying on artificially colored baked goods to indicate a hoo-ha or a pee-pee has become gauche among Instagram parents. These days, gendered weaponry, such as gender cannons or gender paintball rifles are the most fashionable way to express total commitment to policing binaries. And now, competitive, weaponized gender revelry has claimed its first casualty.