Last night, Ice-T and his wife Coco's much-anticipated reality show premiered on E!, and it was a great opportunity, for those who don't understand the allure of Coco (beyond Thong Thursdays) to get to know her a little better. But really, what makes the show so enjoyable is seeing how Ice-T lives, how he reacts when he reads his Twitter comments, and how upsetting it is for him to get get grease from his sausage and egg sandwich on his shirt.
In what way, on what world, are these people fucking normal??
Well, in all fairness, I guess I do usually come home from work taking photos of my fake tits or getting my weave done to make my man a sandwich while he tells me how many hundreds of thousands of twitter followers I have waiting see my next thong photo. All of this while several strangers hang around our luxurious apartment to film our every move. So there's that.