Ice-T and Coco renewed their vows over the weekend, and their new show, Ice Loves Coco, premieres this Sunday. But aside from seeing random Tweets from her (Thong Thursday, anyone?) it’s still kind of confusing: Who is Coco? For instance: How would you explain her to your mom?
Curious as to whether my mother had any idea about Coco, I called her and asked, “Do you know who Coco is?”
“Cocoa as in hot chocolate?” she asked.
“No… She’s married to Ice-T.”
“Oh, I know who she is now,” my mom said definitively. “Is that the one that was a sex addict or something? She was a porn star or something and she was on one of those shows late at night? And she made all this money doing sex. On these late night shows. And Ice-T was her first client. I think I told you about it. I told you how pretty she was. She’s from the Bahamas or something?”
“Um… no. I don’t think that’s the same person,” I said, racking my brain for who my mom could possibly be talking about. A sex addict? From the Bahamas?
“Are you talking about Superhead?” I was kind of scared of what the answer might be.
“What is that? No.” My mom seemed annoyed. “How do you spell Coco?” I spelled it for her, and there was silence.
“Are you Googling her?”
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