My fellow daytime TV watchers, we have reached a monumental day in this country’s history. After years of rambling unrelated stories about John McCain, and a few months of hairstyles that looked like rejected mannequin heads from a Vidal Sassoon training school, Meghan McCain is finally leaving The View. A moment of silence for the brave souls who attempted to listen to and make sense of her absolute nonsense. According to Page Six, McCain is leaving of her own volition despite having two years left on her contract with ABC, She is, according to the report, “adamant” that her time on the show has come to a close.
Another great moment in McCain’s View history is when Elizabeth Warren was on the show and instead of engaging as most people are compelled to do with McCain’s passive-aggressive comments, Warren simply ignored her and talked to people who actually knew how to form words. Indeed, McCain’s career is bursting with lowlights which I will erase from my mind the second she tells her coven at the big desk that she is leaving. By way of a farewell, there’s really only one thing fitting to say about Meghan McCain. Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great.
