Horrible Bosses Red Carpet Isn't So Horrible

P.J. Byrne and Jason Sudeikis are each taking a different approach to the rich asshole look, and are succeeding. Meanwhile, Chelsea Handler’s bra is peeking out of her potato sack from the future.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s miniature Birkin bag doesn’t give the desired “cute” effect—it just makes it seem like she couldn’t afford a full-size one.

Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and their dates all look lovely, but when, exactly, did Joey Lawrence invest all his money into buying himself a Zoolander face? (That’s him on the far left, in case you can’t recognize him anymore.)

Alyssa Milano, who has been pregnant for about four years, is doing that thing where she goes to every movie before she gives birth, because she knows that soon she won’t be able to do so for a very long time.

Celia Finkelstein and Taylor Cole both work the feminine ruffles. And we finally see some improvement with Mayim Bialik. Yes, the white cardigan is a mistake, but for the first time in months, she doesn’t look like she’s chaperoning a date dance.

Suspenders holding up poopy pants automatically warrants Jenna Elfman as Worst Dressed. Although Analeigh Tipton’s pink socks and ill-fitting pantyhose arms and Carla Ortiz’s one-shouldered doily are fighting for a close second.