Ladies and gentlemen, meet Juan Pablo di Pace: new Hot Jesus and star of NBC's new 12-episode Biblical miniseries A.D., which I believe stands for After Dick, as in you're gonna need to just lie down for awhile.
He's the one the left here. Well, would you?
What if he kept telling you it was wrong?
What if he kept saying y'all were sinning?
Just kidding, the question is rhetorical. We'd all bang Sexy Jesus.
Even if he kept the mouse ears on.
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