Hey, Quick Question: Would You Bang This Sexy Jesus?

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet Juan Pablo di Pace: new Hot Jesus and star of NBC's new 12-episode Biblical miniseries A.D., which I believe stands for After Dick, as in you're gonna need to just lie down for awhile.

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He's the one the left here. Well, would you?

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What if he kept telling you it was wrong?

What if he kept saying y'all were sinning?

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Just kidding, the question is rhetorical. We'd all bang Sexy Jesus.

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Even if he kept the mouse ears on.

Images via Juan Pablo di Pace/Instagram

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