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Will Smith tells Graham Norton that, prior to becoming a supercalifragilistic numerolologistical space theorist, he regrets his acting in “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” He says, via The Wrap:

It was my very first role, and I was very, very focused on being successful, so I learned the whole script and everyone else’s lines. If you watch the first four or five episodes, you can see I’m mouthing other people’s lines. It’s terrible and I can’t bear to watch it.

Lies.

Will Smith is the goddamn Chaplin of sitcoms, and he knows it. The commitment to the role which made oversized polka dots credibly cool; speaking our truth at the time about how parents just don’t understand; the living room gymnastics which helped children everywhere learn that the floor is lava. LOOK AT THIS:

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I would gladly accept ten more seasons of this. But he won’t even give us that.


Ariana Grande is having a very believable, very Airbnb Christmas, complete with Starbucks access and ski equipment on a barren day.

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This is what Khloe Kardashian looks like pregnant outside, also what most people might look like on their best day ever.

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The wraith of late mummy Hugh Hefner sees to it in his will that if any of his beneficiaries regularly abuse drugs, they get nothing, via ET Online. From the document:

... if the Trustees reasonably believe that as a result the beneficiary is unable to care for himself or herself, or is unable to manage his or her financial affairs, all mandatory distributions to the beneficiary, all the beneficiary’s withdrawal rights, and all of the beneficiary’s rights to participate in decisions concerning the removal and appointment of Trustees will be suspended.

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Womp womp, for people who want to do drugs. Trustees can request drug testing from any of the other beneficiaries.


Britney!

Congress had their chance to introduce a clean DREAM Act on the 22nd when they decided to keep funding the government, and instead they kicked the can down the road because they’re terrible and everything is terrible. Britney Spears posted solidarity on Twitter.

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That was nice.

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Page Six is said to have obtained a “preview” clip of a woman identified as Cardi B which allegedly segues into an–OH MY GOD–sex tape. Who cares? Not Cardi B.

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No, really, Jennifer Lawrence was serious about her best friend forever status with Kris Jenner.

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It goes better with whacky flutes!


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