Jennifer Lawrence stood in for Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday night, wearing the strangest outfit I’ve ever seen to conduct a superfan interview with “our lord Jesus God” Kim Kardashian. Kim managed to evade some of the more uncomfortable questions and ends up being more of a straight man to her interviewer’s relentless charm, but overall, it’s a very rude and entertaining 18-and-a-half minutes.
“Do you think it’s a coincidence that Reggie Bush’s wife looks exactly like you, I don’t!” was the host’s first ask. The pair then reminisced about the time Jennifer came over to Kris’s house for dinner and got her really drunk—as anyone would—and Jennifer took off all her clothes in Kim’s closet.
“You said I’m not joking, I really want Kanye to style me, so I come back in and you’re fully butt naked,” Kim recalled.
Other questions that went mostly unanswered:
“How did you pick your surrogate, and why didn’t you ask me?” and “If it would save the world, who would you sleep with: Donald Trump or Kim Jong Un?”
A tough, great question that I’d love for everyone to answer below.
DISCUSSION
Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.
I’ll see myself out.