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Happy Friday morning, everyone!
You know what? We suspect this young lady might like dick! In fact, you get the idea she is really jizz—er, jazzed about shlongs! And proud of that fact. Cocky, even. Let your slut flag fly, girl!
This just in: I have just been informed by Jessica that "every single person on staff is required, by contract, starting now, to get this tattoo." BRB.
DISCUSSION
Hi, so, while I appreciate the "NSFW" tag, one can't see that tag without seeing the picture on the main page, which kindof renders the NSFW tag moot. :)