Grittney SPOTTED!! Orange Ingenue Seen FLAUNTING Bikini Body Through Streets of London

By Harron Walker | November 8, 2020 | 5:06pm

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Grittney SPOTTED!! Orange Ingenue Seen FLAUNTING Bikini Body Through Streets of London

No wonder there’s panic in the industry! Grittney—the unofficial Philadelphia Flyers mascot, essentially the gnostic feminine Lilith to Gritty’s institutionally approved Adam, created by genius seamstress, prop maker, and cosplayer Riot Rogers—was spotted RUNNING nearly NAKED down the streets of London in an apparent celebration of Donald Trump losing Pennsylvania on Saturday and, thus, the 2020 presidential election.

Locals gasped, jaws agape, at the gargantuan hirsuite starlet as she FLAUNTED her BIKINI BODY in a BARELY-THERE, American flag-print two-piece. In her manicured hands, Grittney held a sign, one side bearing the message “YOU FUCKED AROUND,” the other side saying “YOU FOUND OUT.” Another pap shot finds her holding ANOTHER sign, this one reading “LOL BYE.”