Harron Walker's posts

Let’s say you’re having a normal day. You—frantic, unraveling—find yourself standing before the void and screaming…

Has demon senatrix Kelly Loeffler ever heard of conditioner? Unclear! What is clear, however, is that she tested…

As if the Real Housewives of Atlanta didn’t have enough to deal with right now, what with production getting shut…

Pregnancy: What is it, and what does it want? Most people could not answer that question. Most people don’t know…

To paraphrase the ledes of at least four different covid-related blogs I’ve written over the past six months, the…

The impact of Donald Trump’s record number of federal court appointments continues to make itself known as a pair of…

When “I did a thing” goes wrong! Sia, noted woman of wig and song, premiered the trailer for Music, her feature film…

I feel like a broken record saying this yet again, but the coronavirus pandemic is only getting worse. As of Sunday…

After what feels like an eternity of Donald Trump prematurely and then incorrectly asserting that he won the 2020…

Remember went J.K. Rowling went fully mask off about her transphobia in June, publishing an essay on her personal…

Hello, she yelled from the bottom of her YouTube hole, her plants furious, neglected, and unwatered. I found…

As if in response to Jezebel advice columnist in residence Brandy Jensen asking if we’re “currently living through a…

Vice president-elect Kamala Harris used to date Montel Williams?! Montel WILLIAMS?? As in Montel Williams of The…

On Saturday, Trump campaign surrogates hosted a press conference at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia. No, not the…

Despite former vice president Joe Biden’s victory over presidential incumbent Donald Trump, the “Blue Wave” that…

Alex Trebek, the legendary television host who greeted Jeopardy! viewers night after night for nearly four decades,…

No wonder there’s panic in the industry! Grittney—the unofficial Philadelphia Flyers mascot, essentially the gnostic…

Debbie Downer wasn’t able to sign the necessary G/O Media paperwork to get started as a freelancer in time for…

Donald Trump is reportedly m-m-m-mad about the election, though not because he’s lost. You see, the president—who…

The election. Heard of it? Baffled and jealous if not! Assuming you have though, you already know that Democratic…