Harron Walker

9/26/21

Well, At Least Abortion's Still Legal SOMEWHERE

An overwhelming majority of voters in the deeply Catholic republic of San Marino legalized abortion on Sunday.

9/26/21

Vicky Gunvalson Told Her <i>Real Housewives</i> Castmates That the COVID Vaccine Would Kill Them

Vicky Gunvalson Told Her Real Housewives Castmates That the COVID Vaccine Would Kill Them

"Everyone who got the vaccine is going to die," she reportedly told Dorinda Medley, which...citation needed please!

9/25/21

Saturday Night Social: Wait Is Kate Bush Barking on 'Hounds of Love'

Is she saying "oo oo oo oo oo oo-oo" like a person or "oo oo oo oo oo oo-oo" dog bark edition? One woman's epiphany!

9/25/21

Worker COVID Vaccine Mandates Face Opposition All Over the U.S.

From a hospital in northern Kentucky to New York City's public school system, vaccination requirements are hitting…

9/25/21

Just When You Thought You Couldn't Hate Britney Spears' Dad Any More Than You Already Did...

As revealed by new doc Controlling Britney Spears, the singer's conservators monitored her every move—even secretly…

9/19/21

FDA Panel Rejects Biden's Proposal to Give Every Vaccinated American an Extra Covid Shot

The advisers did recommend that people over the age of 65, people with underlying medical conditions, and others…

9/19/21

Amy Schumer Undergoes Surgery to Treat Endometriosis

The comedian, whose new movie premiered at TIFF last week, had her uterus and appendix removed.

9/19/21

Kim Kardashian Is NOT Building a Doomsday Bunker, Says Kri—I MEAN Secret Inside Source

Underground vault? Ha! Kim welcomes the impending climate apocalypse slash inevitable class warfare, claims anon.

9/18/21

Saturday Night Social: Mary-Kate Olsen Is a Horse Girl, Confirmed

The younger of the Olsen twins was spotted on her steed at a competitive show jumping event in Rome.

9/18/21

So, Why Do We Think Prince Philip's Will Was Sealed for 90 Years?

The order was made to "maintain the dignity" of Queen Elizabeth...but why? And from what?

9/18/21

Lady Gaga's Dog Walker Speaks Out in First TV Interview Since the Attack

Speaking to Gayle King on CBS, Ryan Fischer says that the singer "helped me so much" following the violent…

9/12/21

New York Hospital to Pause Delivering Babies After Unvaccinated Workers Resign En Masse

Maternity unit workers at Lewis County General Hospital in Lowville resigned rather than get vaccinated against…

9/12/21

New Lawsuit Claims Cesar Milan Covered Up the Death of Queen Latifah's Dog

The Oscar nominee's pup was allegedly fatally mauled by one of the titular Dog Whisperer's dogs.

9/11/21

Saturday Night Social: Which <i>Masked Singer</i> Costumes Would Have the Most Disgusting Sex?

Saturday Night Social: Which Masked Singer Costumes Would Have the Most Disgusting Sex?

Prompts! Prompts! Prompts! Everybody fucking loves prompts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/11/21

George W. Bush Is Lying

The former president commemorated the Sept. 11 attacks with a little historical revisionism.

9/11/21

College Football Fans Greet Ashton Kutcher With Chants of 'Take a Shower!!'

Earlier this year, Kutcher revealed in an interview that he doesn't bathe that often. Guess who didn't forget!

9/5/21

You Ever Think About How It's Called Covid-19 Because It Was First Identified in 2019

Just realizing stuff and realizing things as we round out the second year of the coronavirus pandemic.

9/5/21

Lorde's No Longer Performing at the VMAs Due to an Unspecified 'Change in Production'

The MTV Video Music Awards Twitter account announced the news with no further explanation.

9/4/21

Saturday Night Social: Have You Read This New Angelina Jolie Profile?

In it, the actress talks about her ongoing divorce and custody proceedings with Brad Pitt and how her ex-husband…

9/4/21

Sonia Sotomayor Criticizes Supreme Court for 'Bury[ing] Heads in the Sand' on Abortion Law

'The Court should not be so content to ignore its constitutional obligations to protect...the rights of women.'

Harron Walker's posts

Well, At Least Abortion's Still Legal SOMEWHERE

Vicky Gunvalson Told Her Real Housewives Castmates That the COVID Vaccine Would Kill Them

Saturday Night Social: Wait Is Kate Bush Barking on 'Hounds of Love'

Worker COVID Vaccine Mandates Face Opposition All Over the U.S.

Just When You Thought You Couldn't Hate Britney Spears' Dad Any More Than You Already Did...

FDA Panel Rejects Biden's Proposal to Give Every Vaccinated American an Extra Covid Shot

Amy Schumer Undergoes Surgery to Treat Endometriosis

Kim Kardashian Is NOT Building a Doomsday Bunker, Says Kri—I MEAN Secret Inside Source

Saturday Night Social: Mary-Kate Olsen Is a Horse Girl, Confirmed

So, Why Do We Think Prince Philip's Will Was Sealed for 90 Years?

Lady Gaga's Dog Walker Speaks Out in First TV Interview Since the Attack

New York Hospital to Pause Delivering Babies After Unvaccinated Workers Resign En Masse

New Lawsuit Claims Cesar Milan Covered Up the Death of Queen Latifah's Dog

Saturday Night Social: Which Masked Singer Costumes Would Have the Most Disgusting Sex?

George W. Bush Is Lying

College Football Fans Greet Ashton Kutcher With Chants of 'Take a Shower!!'

You Ever Think About How It's Called Covid-19 Because It Was First Identified in 2019

Lorde's No Longer Performing at the VMAs Due to an Unspecified 'Change in Production'

Saturday Night Social: Have You Read This New Angelina Jolie Profile?

Sonia Sotomayor Criticizes Supreme Court for 'Bury[ing] Heads in the Sand' on Abortion Law