Gold Chair, Gold Stove, Gold Everything: Your Serbian Bachelor Awaits

This is Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi. He claims to be 39-years-old, he lives in St. Petersburg, and he's looking for a 16- to 20-year-old girl to marry. To find this dream girl (and I do mean girl), he made an ad that includes the most amazing photos of our time or any other.

Here’s what Don has to say about his indecent proposal:

To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for you.

Please have a look. Is it to your liking?

[Glasstire via Bored Panda...and first seen here ages ago, apparently]