Kim Kardashian’s personal complimenter Jonathan Cheban—the God of Food—dined out in Beverly Hills, where he forked a stressed-out block of cheese into his oral cavity and telepathically dared paparazzi to snap a photo of his pleasurable act.
The public foodie also got a personal grated-cheese feeding from a chef while presumably talking on the phone with Kim K., who was presumably talking about how “that B Taylor totally dissed me... and Kanye.”
But Food God was only half-listening.
Food God needs more! “Aaaacgckh.” MORE for the hungry Food God! Mmm, it’s a yum-time delicious meal for Cheban, a good boy.
CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!