Everything Sucks, So Here's a Video Of Puppies Swimming for the First Time

The best thing about these puppies is that they all look like old men trying to figure out water for the first time. The second-best thing about these puppies is that they are very, very happy to be swimming for the first time. Like happier than humans would be. Just keep this video open in a tab forever.

Just don’t show this to any animals that might be with you at the moment. My guinea pigs are chattering like crazy at this video and I don’t know if they’re angry or jealous. (Probably angry, because they hate baths and are wrong.) (But then I just saw these puppies are at a straight-up puppy beach club, so they might be jealous, too. Hard to tell with rodents.)