Drake Bought Groceries for All the Shoppers at a Miami Supermarket 

By Hannah Gold  |  February 8, 2018 | 1:10am
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Earlier this week, Drake donated $25,000 to the Miami Senior High School and $50,000 toward the tuition of a student at the University of Miami.

Then, on Tuesday, E! News reported that Drake paid for the groceries of all the shoppers who happened to be at Sabor Tropical Supermarket in Miami at around 4 PM that day. Drake reportedly spent $50,000 on other people’s groceries.

A customer by the name of Guille Deza told E!, that Drake “helped people find what they were looking for and encouraged all—to buy everything they want and to fill their carts.”

I love this story. It reminds me of why I got into grocery shopping in the first place (Supermarket Sweep, necessity).

[E! News]

This has got to be the worst use of M&Ms I’ve ever seen.

To be clear, Kate Beckinsale sent these to Sarah Silverman around Christmas, before she broke up with Michael Sheen (the split was announced a couple days ago, and Beckinsale also previously dated Sheen). Also, Silverman and Sheen totally support each other, they just live in different countries!

Ergo, everyone loves each other, no one is mad, and no celebrities were harmed in the melting of these customized M&Ms.

Richard Pryor’s widow, Jennifer, confirmed the rumor, promulgated by Quincy Jones, that Pryor hooked up with Marlon Brando. Specifically, she said, “It was the 70s! Drug were still good, especially quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you’d fuck a radiator and send it flowers in the morning.” I mean, have you seen an old-fashioned radiator? They are absolutely ribbed for pleasure.

[TMZ]