I find it stressful to think about the women that Drake has asked out on a date and then summarily rejected because he never intended to go out with them in the first place. Have they formed a support club? Do they all know about each other? Are they ready to welcome Tiffany Haddish into the fold?
In an appearance on Jada Pinkett Smith’s Red Talk Table, Haddish revealed that once upon a time, Drake offered to take her out to dinner—sometime after she appeared in the video for “Nice for What.”
From Us Weekly:
He’s like, ‘Man, I’m so excited about the video.’ I said, ‘Man, I’m excited about the video too,’” she recalled. “He was like, ‘We should hang out some time,’ and I’m like, ‘Yeah, I’m down to hang out. I’m cool to hang out. You let me know.’ And he was like, ‘Let me take you to dinner.’ And I was like, ‘That sounds good,’ and he was like, ‘OK, cool, cool. We’ll make it work.’”
These are not the words of a man who is actually going to “make it work,” though I admire Haddish for thinking that maybe Drake wouldn’t be a moron and would actually take her—a famous person whose fame levels are on the rise—to dinner.
The Last O.G. star said she blocked out some time in her schedule for the date. “Shoot, I go get my mustache waxed, you know what I’m saying? Get my armpits waxed, got me a nice little dress,” she said.
“Then I’m like, ‘So what time are we heading out? Are you sending a car? Like, where are we going?’” she recounted. “And then he’s like, ‘Oh, man. My bad, family emergency. I’m in Canada right now.’”
Haddish wasn’t exactly happy about the last-minute cancellation. “I could have made $100,000 today, but I was trying to see what that D do,” she quipped. “But all right!”
Haddish also revealed that she has a book somewhere in her home that is just full of pictures of her suitors’ penises. Fun!
Drake... my man. You fucked up.
Sorry to all of those who’d consider dating Brad Pitt in his current post-sculpture, pre-recreational-ayhuasca state: he’s not into it! He doesn’t want it! Leave him alone!!
He’s single: As far as dating goes, despite continued reports that Pitt is dating Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor Neri Oxman, the source assures ET that he is single. “He has gone on dates but he’s not looking to leap into a serious relationship at the moment,” the source reveals. “He is content on his own and enjoys the quality time he spends with the children when he isn’t working.”
Sounds good. Thanks.
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