Donald Trump Is Having the Best Afternoon of His Life
LatestThursday afternoon, GOP presidential hopeful and adult blobfish Donald Trump was like a kid in a candy shop of intolerance as he took a tour of the U.S.-Mexico border that he wasn’t actually invited to. He got to be brave, racist, spurned and adored all at the same time — what a dream.
On the road to the border city of Laredo, Texas, Trump portrayed himself as a hero, noting repeatedly the grave danger he faced by going so close to Mexico.
“I have to do it,” he said. “I love this country.”
He finally arrived to Laredo, somehow unharmed by the presence of Nonwhites, and gave a press conference in an adorable little hat (presumably worn to prevent skin cancer because Mexico is death incarnate… has he said that yet?) during which time he answered no questions and made no points.