Does Gal Gadot Pee?

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Kelly Clarkson also kinda hates, but can’t help but love, Gal Gadot because BITCH GOT IT ALLLL, and it’s not fair, but it is true, bitch got it all. While being honored at Variety’s “Power of Women L.A.” luncheon on Friday, Clarkson acknowledged Gadot’s acting skills and intelligence and grace, even in getting up to pee, an act which seems...unlikely.


“You got up to, I don’t know, pee or something, and I was like, welp,” she joked. “So different.”

Furthermore, maybe Gal Gadot pees, but does Wonder Woman, a superhuman, excrete waste? It turns out that Zoe Saldana has acknowledged this question in an MTV interview about Guardians of the Galaxy with an implied yes. Hmm.

Clarkson’s three-year-old daughter also models herself after Wonder Woman, which is really sweet. Here’s to more proof that Gal Gadot needs a nomination for the next James Bond, a movie which we would watch.

Felicity Huffman of Desperate Housewives claims that Harvey Weinstein wouldn’t promote her 2005 movie Transamerica unless she wore his wife’s fashion brand Marchesa on the red carpet, which sounds totally consistent with everything.


Over a week after the Weinstein report, Michael Moore dials back on his 2015 tweet calling Harvey Weinstein “one of the best people to work with in this town” and makes a handful of suggestions for complicit men of Hollywood to put abusers “on notice”–notably neglecting to mention his current deal with the Weinstein Company which has acquired the rights to Moore’s new Donald Trump documentary. From the post:

To the men who do treat women as equals and behave toward them with respect and dignity: This is your moment! Confront the abusive men at work. When you see something, you must say something. No more ignoring and turning away when you see women being harassed and intimidated in the workplace. This is on us. MEN, step forward, NOW!


The movie is called Fahrenheit 11/9, and we will update the post if and when Michael Moore returns request for comment on its status.

Thank you, TMZ, for not mentioning Blac Chyna’s history as an exotic dancer, which is apparently relevant to all things Blac Chyna, who is described as “former exotic dancer” in stories of: her attempt to become a rapper (Page Six); her arrest for public intoxication (Los Angeles Times); her fashion choices (Bravo); her pregnancy body (Refinery 29); her engagement (New York Daily News); her breakup (Fox); her custody dispute (BET); and of course all other developments in her relations with “sock designer” Robert Kardashian, a designer of socks.


Now she’s just a threat to public safety, running wild through the streets of LA, ahhh!!! According to TMZ, she went “HAM” on a paparazzo’s phone, read: slapped a phone out of some guy’s hand while she was harassed by a pack of men in the middle of the night on Thursday. According to TMZ, she’s now a suspect in a misdemeanor vandalism report. Video here.

  • Rihanna’s solution to weight gain is the correct solution: just dress differently. Boom done yes. [People]
  • Minka Kelly tells an Instagram commenter to “fuck off” with their musings about rumors that she was Jesse Williams’s other woman. [People]
  • Kendall Jenner is kanoodling with the NBA Clippers player Blake Griffin but reportedly is too busy for a relationship. [People]



If there is a Jane Bond, I’d rather have it be someone who isn’t already a franchise star. But I’ll definitely watch Gal Gadot in anything.