Well, hello, fabulous Dita Von Teese and Dita Von Teese's fabulous French-Blue 1939 Packard.

The one woman pinup army poses with her car in a series of shots that's sure to send the price skyrocketing. Cue joke about how the woman isn't included in the price of the car (nyuck, nyuck, nyuck), but seriously ‚ÄĒ some of these photos? AWOOGA.

With a little over 2 days left, the auction is currently at $18,100.00 ‚ÄĒ but the reserve hasn't been met yet. Sad trombone.

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[via Daily Mail]