Delaware Is the 11th State to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage

Can we get a Dela-what-WHAT, because earlier today the First State became the eleventh state to legalize same-sex marriage!

The Gay Marriage Express welcomed the Small Wonder State aboard when Gov. Jack Markell signed the bill that passed the State Senate with a 12-9 vote into law. (The State House approved the bill in April.)

Delaware already had a civil unions law, but we all know those are bullshit because separate is not equal. Now they join Rhode Island, Iowa, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, Maryland, Washington and the District of Columbia in their big sexy equality orgy.

Seriously, if California doesn’t get its shit together soon, I’m gonna have to move to Burlington so I can marry my gay pit bull. LET’S GO!