Dear Sweet Tiny Jesus, It's a Baby Zonkey

A zebra-donkey hybrid is also known as zonkey, zebonkey, zebrinny, zebrula, zebrass and zedonk. (This world is good.)

According to Laughing Squid:

A baby Zonkey — a cross between a Zebra and a donkey — named Ippo has been born at an animal reserve in Florence, Italy. Ippo is the foal of a male zebra who was adopted from a failing zoo and an endangered donkey breed from Amiata. “Ippo is the only one of his kind in Italy,” reserve employee Serena Aglietti told ANSA.

Okay, so here’s the deal. I live in a studio apartment. Can I have him? Serious responses only.

Previously: Adorable Newborn Zebra/Donkey Hybrid Is Adorable

[Firenze via Laughing Squid]