As I've mentioned before, I have an intense and irrational attachment to the marriage of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, based on one flu-riddled binge-watch of Tori and Dean: Inn Love. So I have very complicated feelings about Dean admitting (on camera, on the pair's upcoming reality series True Tori) that he cheated, and Tori countering that "I could never give him enough sex." Noooooooooooooooooo, you guuuuuuuuyyyyyyyssssssss whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife," Dean says frankly during what appears to be an emotional couples counseling session. "I was out of control...Sex was an escape, just like drugs and alcohol."
To which Tori tearfully adds, "I could never give him enough sex. He's never going to be happy with just me."
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