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Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Bitches

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For the 2013 Halloween season, General Mills is resurrecting all five of their Monster Cereals —Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy — for a limited time. Get out your running shoes, because I'm about to buy allll that corn-syrupy Boo Berry goodness.

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The breakfast cereals will be boxed in terrible modern packaging except at Target stores which will get the old-school designs. But then you have to shop at Target, and end up also buying Mossimo cropped sweaters with buttons down the front and the back and $10 Orla Keily hand-soap dispensers.

The A Taste of General Mills blog (that's the name!) reports that “It’s the first time all five of our Monsters have been available, at the same time.”

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Illustration for article titled Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Bitches


Monster Mashing in celebration of garbage food that tastes great and makes you feel like shit. Don't feed this to kids.

[via Laughing Squid]

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Gonzo the Something

Fruit Brute is the real surprise - it hasn't been made since 1983.

Was anyone else deprived of heavily sugared cereals when they were kids?