Comment of the Day: D.A.R.E. v. Cocaine

yvanehtnioj has high (ha!) hopes for an 80s v 80s final matchup:

So many things have to go right for a Cocaine/D.A.R.E. 80s final matchup, but if we can just make it happen we can finally figure out how the War on Drugs shakes out!

You know that’s what we were all thinking — and obviously, cocaine already won. As eloquently stated by ThereIsNoFluffy:

Coke will win, but will blow all the winnings on blow for 300 of its best friends. D.A.R.E. has no friends.

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