Chris Pine Is In a Three-Way Beauty Competition Against Springtime and His Dog

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Chris Pine, aka Steve, aka top contender for the Best Chris award (but not totally my cup of tea) went for a walk on Monday, and it appears that it is a beautiful day. I cannot confirm whether or not the day is beautiful because I am chained to the blog machine; I turn a crank all day until the blog monster is fed. But according to some paparazzi photos of Chris Pine, it’s a beautiful day.

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In fact, it’s so beautiful that Chris Pine decided to get into a three-way beauty competition between himself, Mother Nature, and his dog.

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Behold, Chris Pine and his abs, exposed to the fullness of the springtime sun. Almost as if to say,I, too, warm the earth with my very existence.”

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His four-legged companion is also radiating light, with a coat that is so shiny and so smooth it could replace the solar paneling on the roof a small home and yet not so overwhelming that it distracts from the beauty of Chris Pine adhering to proper mask use for the most part.

What a beautiful day for a walk.

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I know he’s a grown man and all, but these style of pap photos always remind me that these folks never get a quiet moment when they can just walk their dog in peace, even when they are masked.