Now that Cardi B is down one cheating ex and up five Grammy nominations, the last thing she needs is Chris Brown in her DMs. Unfortunately, life is as tedious as a twice-told tale, and “a source close” to Brown is saying that’s exactly what’s about to go down:
“He has always found her sexy and now that Offset is out of the way, Chris is ready to make Cardi his girl. Chris loves Cardi’s music, thinks she is gorgeous, sexy and talented but would never disrespect Offset by trying to hit on his wife. Now that the lane is clear, Chris will be liking some of Cardi’s pics, maybe leave a few comments and plans to slip into her DMs too. Chris wants to let Cardi know anyway he can that he is interested as soon as possible.”
Cardi recently performed at the Jingle Ball without her wedding ring a day after being let off easy on an assault charge stemming from an incident at a strip club.
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell have a no lying policy when it comes to child-rearing, which means that when their kids start questioning the logic behind Santa, Shepard just sticks to the truth:
“Our 5-year-old started asking questions like, ‘Well, this doesn’t make sense, and that doesn’t make sense,’ ” recalled the former Parenthood star. “I’m like, ‘You know what? This is just a fun thing we pretend while it’s Christmas.’”
Christmas is all about faking fun, and it’s never too early for children to know that.
[People]
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