There's not much to say about this other than: GIMME.
This is Joe & Seph's Gin & Tonic popcorn from Firebox, and if you are lucky enough to live in the U.K., you can eat it whenever you want. It's air-popped and contains five percent real gin and five percent real tonic. You eat it and you get drunk and full at the same time, and that is a marvelous feeling.
Imagine how good The Canyons could be with this by your side? The correct answer is still fucking terrible, but hey.