Today in Tweet Beat, apparently everyone else knew about Miley's bong hit before her dad did. Plus, Coco apologizes for forgetting about Thong Thursday yesterday.
@billyraycyrus She's hanging with the wrong crowd Billy. Everyone knows Frosted Flakes just give you a bad stomach ache afterless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter
Not ZachGalifianakis
ZachGalifinakis
I can tell u the big news Im here in New Orleans shooting a movie with Miley Cyrus called 'so under cover'! I luv Miley we r having a blastless than a minute ago via Echofon
Kelly Osbourne
MissKellyO
O m g. Finally the pee wee couture coat is finished! HEAVEN http://yfrog.com/h374593256jless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Isaac Mizrahi
IsaacMizrahi
OMG I just met Bette Midler! She said she watched the show! DYING! Beaches is my all time favorite movie! I really love her!less than a minute ago via TweetGenius
Kim Kardashian
KimKardashian
Everybody,yes,I missed Thong Thursday!I was super busy w/no computer all day...So.. Kill me..U know I make it up in other ways.Wink Winkless than a minute ago via web
Coco
cocosworld
What the fuck is up with that 'Shake Weight' thing.. That's not a good motion for a dude..less than a minute ago via web
ICE T
FINALLEVEL
Nigga do a push up! That thing looks like it's gonna cum in your face!less than a minute ago via web
ICE T
FINALLEVEL
Two loving frenchie sisters. Francesca and sharkey in my gym this am http://twitpic.com/3eluunless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Martha Stewart
MarthaStewart
Only 15 days til Christmas!!!! "I can't even know what to say!!!" : )less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Mariah Carey
MariahCarey
I just sprayed myself with bubblegum perfume! I wanna chew myself so badly right now!!!less than a minute ago via HootSuite
Tyra Banks
tyrabanks
DISCUSSION
If Billy Ray Cyrus has never done a bong hit (salvia or otherwise) my image of reality will shatter into a million pieces.
Seriously, I'm sick of this bullshit. The level that the public wants to parent female celebrities and keep them "pure" is disgusting. As far as I'm concerned a bong hit is Miley's first respectable career move. Considering Disney she'll probably have to act all repentant and doe-eyed and/or get shipped off to rehab for her unlady-like behavior. Gag.