And the most absurd of them all: Kourtney’s kids’ playhouse is larger than most New York City apartments and obviously large enough that AD said, “Yeah, this is definitely worth a full YouTube tour.” Since Kourtney did the tour, we have no idea how her kids actually feel about the place, but to me, it looks like a stark wooden box that Joe from You would construct in the backyard of a lake house in order to keep you locked away. It’s got a huge leather Minnie to match the black leather BDSM Mickey (“I’m obsessed with all things Disney. My assistant got me [these] for my birthday. I think they’re Coach,” she says); about seven books; and a no-technology rule...which is the only thing I appreciate about it.
And, as an honorable mention of absurdity, throughout the whole video, whenever she stands still, she poses with her left leg popped out and knee slightly bent, as shown above. The forced eccentricities of the rich!