Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace Party

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Uh, so, apparently MySpace is back? And the hip kids are all about it? Pharrell, Riff Raff and some other ethnically diverse/super chic/ill-kempt youths are in the promo video, and last night at the El Rey theater in Los Angeles, celebs partied to celebrate the "relaunch" of the brand. Dress code: Cool kids-don't-give-a-fuck casual.

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The men were sorta kinda put-together: Emile Hirsch, Kenna, Evan Ross.

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Psst, guys, Chloe Sevigny hates your short shorts. Also, some of these ensembles look like remnants from the Salvation Army sale bin. The Denim Underwear Club: Ashley Tisdale, Caroline D'Amore, Kimberly Cole.

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Digging Nana's abominable snowwoman look, even if it is LA in June. JoJo's drop-crotch pants are okay but the hat is troubling. Melody Thornton had a cute idea but those leather shorts are severely unflattering to the mid-section. (Legs look phenomenal, however!)

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Low-key in jeans: Amy Smart, Tara Reid, Francesca Eastwood.

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Kelly Osbourne's adorable Wednesday Addams-ish dress is adorable. Jaime Chung looks comfortable in an easy tee and graphic skirt.

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Vanessa Hudgens is happy-sloppy in a retro jacket and boyfriend jeans.

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I want to like this leather dress on Jennifer Morrison, but I don't. Nowhere near as good as the one Linda Cardellini rocked earlier this month.

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Olivia Wilde looks fabulous in minimal makeup, patterned pants and hot hot shoes.

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Stepping it up a notch and going for contrasty shoes: Dianna Agron, Abigail Spencer, Roxane Mesquida.

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Best dressed! Amazing hair! Winning my heart and soul and giving me dress envy: Sanaa Lathan. Why are you not cast in everything all the time?

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And now for the true bedraggled fucked-up Derelicte shit. Miss Miley Cyrus. Sweatpants and jeans stitched together like homeless couture. Frankentrousers? Sweatjeans? Jeansweats? Sweans? Jeats? IN THE NAME OF KRIS KROSS WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

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The hair looks great, but the rear view of the jeweatpants? Shudder.

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Miley can't be blamed for starting the mix and match pants ridiculousness, but she could have been credited with not continuing it. Stop the madness!