Bad Girls Club Reunion: Host Perez Hilton Has Found His Niche

Part one of the reunion aired last night. Host Perez Hilton—wearing a pink satin tuxedo—looked like a pair of crotchless panties, which he also sorta embodied as he farted out body-snarking insults from his asshole of a mouth.

Don’t get me wrong, I find most of the girls from the show (particularly Natalie) to be absolutely despicable, but their character should be in question, not their skin or their bodies. Hilton told one Bad Girl that she looked a lot uglier on TV than she does in person. And then he inspected another girl’s face and told her he was checking out her acne. Glass houses, stones, blah, blah, blah.

The thing that pisses me off more than Perez is that some of these girls are just so awful that they make him look good by comparison. I sort of wish Judge Judy would’ve hosted this instead, because she doesn’t need water guns to keep people in line. She would never sink to this level, though. And even if she did, people wouldn’t like it, because she would never allow these women to even talk to each other, let alone spit on each other and physically fight. Could you imagine how much walking back and forth Byrd would have to do to keep them quiet?