ANTM: Contestants Are Told To Dress, Poop, Age Like A Model

Last night, the panel continued to give confusing advice to the girls, and critiqued their outfits more than their photos. The best part of the episode was when everyone laughed about Carmen Miranda’s (painful?) death.

OK, seriously, what the fuck is everyone’s problem with Natalie? She’s the only one who looks like a model. How could they kick this off…

Over this…

Also, I had no idea that Members Only made blazers.

Lastly, Paulina is the only thing saving panel.