A Florida Man, who should know by now that breaking and entering is not the way into Taylor Swift’s heart (or bank robbery, or loitering, or scaling a wall, or even scarier–holy shit) appears to have burgled his way into her SoHo townhouse via ladder and broken window, taken a shower, and napped in her bed. Classic Florida Man.
Fox notes that this is the third alleged stalking this month.
Maybe everybody regroup with flowers or something, I don’t know what she likes!
After some adorable ‘gramming with a cute boy, Glee’s Kevin McHale (Artie) has come out. Good for Glee’s Kevin McHale!
I’m going to use this headline convention more.
BUM BLOGGER: Brooklyn writer hasn’t done her laundry yet... but does she HAVE to?
BAD KITTY: Cat won’t stop clawing til she gets breakfast... but did roommate ALREADY FEED HER?
ROOMMATE GRUMP: ‘We need more toilet paper’... but is she SURE?
This is a fun game.
- Kim misspells a word... but can you GUESS which one? [The Sun]
- Avicii, famed DJ who passed away on Friday, had been suffering from pancreatitis, a condition which can be brought on by heavy drinking. Earlier this week, he was nominated for a Billboard, and fans are calling for a posthumous honor. [Newsweek, The Sun]
- Aren’t most of Michael Jackson’s shoes “moonwalk shoes,” though? [NME]
- Happy 92nd birthday to the Queen! She’s probably staying in. [Newsweek]