You know how toddlers are—what, with their impeccable sense of autonomy and ability to make decisions for themselves. Like, apple juice? Nah. Not if I throw this bottle of milk on the floor first.
Which is why I’m sure North West is reeling from Anna Wintour’s (supposed) recent backlash against the not-quite-two-year-old’s Fashion Week picks (see: The Bullet Proof Vest Daddy Made, among other atrocities), which the Vogue editor-in-chief referred to as “dreary.” Anna also (allegedly) asked Kim Kardashian why she’s not dressing Nori in more appropriate toddler wear, like pastels and pink—but in this case, another baby named Kanye West has (supposedly) banned those from the tot’s awfully-gothic wardrobe. So there. (Radar)
In a case of the girl next door literally becoming the girl next door: award-show dance enthusiast Taylor Swift donated a cool $50,000 from the proceeds of the song “Welcome to New York” to New York City’s public schools. No word on whether she’ll go to bottomless brunch with bestie Karlie Kloss this weekend, who recently pulled a that’s-so-New-York move of her own and ditched her Victoria’s Secret contract to enroll as a full-time student at NYU. (Billboard)
More Kardashian drama, of the Kylie Jenner variety: just a friend/maybe more than a friend Tyga said in a radio interview that “it doesn’t matter” what anyone—or “the world”— thinks of his relationship/friendship/”energy” with the 17-year old reality TV star. To further clarify things, he added, “I feel if you’re around somebody and you love being around that person, that’s all that matters. I don’t feel like anyone could change that.”(Mirror)
•Neil Patrick Harris can fill out a pair of briefs just fine, but not Ellen DeGeneres’s shoes, apparently. (LAist)
•But on that note: why wasn’t Joan Rivers memorialized at this year’s Oscars, anyway? (Just Jared)
•Kelly Osbourne did NOT comment about the marijuanas. Okay? (Twitter)
•Jamie Dornan, d/b/a Christian Grey, may or may not have quit the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise. (Gossip Cop)
•On the topic of sexual regrets: Ansel Elgort has none, when it comes to talking about it/is cool with having lost his virginity at 14, but did wish he’d used better lighting. (Just Jared)
•In her latest role, Drew Barrymore plays a normal woman who goes to the beach without makeup. (Us Weekly)
•Charlie Weber sure does get away with a lot of things, like being secretly engaged for a few months before telling anyone. (E!)
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